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A culturally significant holiday for persons of Mexican heritage celebrated yearly on May 4th. Traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping-out at Taco Bell.
Mat: Hey, you want to go camp-out for Cinco de Mayo Eve at Taco Bell?
Kat: Why?
Mat: So we can get the first tacos on Cinco de Mayo at Taco Bell! Its a cultural obligation.
Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)
Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.
Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?
Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
The name given to amazing women.
Marie-eve is a super-supervisor!
The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!