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That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.
Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"
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A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.
The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.
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Two guys that should not have lost their jobs that did are Cam Newton and Rob Rivera. Neither of these guys are inherently scared to take risks. It didn't take long for Ron Rivera to lose his job since ownership changed hands, Cam Newton must have felt like he was headed to a chopping block, which tends to fuck with a guys head a little. If a guy loves football and always has, he shouldn't allow someone else to take it away from him. Kids are taught that the feudal system ended hundreds of years ago, but if you take a look around, you know things don't work the way you're told they work.
The feudal system is still around, whether its obvious or its not.
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A human rights violation. The baby boomer teachers working there are complete narcissists, who think you owe them every bit of respect for nothing more than them being older than you. They talk down on you and treat you worse than dogshit. You're loaded with fucking stacks and stacks of work just so the boomer teacher narcissists can punch in your grade and get their paycheck.
They don't care about your future. They act like they want you to get into college. Schools put you through mental, social, and emotional torture. Hell, even they physically torture you when they make you hold your piss in order to not be "rude by disrupting the class".
I will NEVER in my life send my kids here. I'm going to homeschool them so they actually fucking learn something and don't get put through hard labor. I'm going to send smart, intelligent, and happy kids out into the real world, unlike these douche bags in the public schools. They put traumatized and depressed young adults into the world. And then we wonder why young adults are so mentally unwell. They encourage left wing ideals, homosexuality, and everything else God disapproves of.
I have respect for the good teachers, you know exactly who you are. I've had a few good teachers, and them simply respecting me and not being a narcissist can do SO much to change my attitude for their class. All they have to do is not be a narcissist, and they've already got loads of my respect.
But sadly, those teachers are a minority at this point.
The American Education System is to blame for all the issues with young adults in the US.
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to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.
"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"
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The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
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