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The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
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when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding
Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!
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Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.
After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.
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When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.
"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"
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Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist
Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.
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Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.
Who wants some taint liquor?
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The area on the body of a Turkish individual that is located between the pussy and the asshole.
Kerem tried to have me lick his Turkish Taint, but I refused because I didn't want to get an STD.
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