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Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.
Where did Emma go?
She went to “take a nap”
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Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!
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When at work or school you spend hours upon hours on a project and present it with excitement, but then it gets shot down or asked to be tweaked to a ridiculous level. Next time you turn in the project you call NO TAKE BACKS!
- Then your boss realizes he/she can't send it back and accepts it.
- Then they realize their GIVE BACKS were dumb and learn that the first project was great and they were just being a douche.
Win. WIn.
E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up."
E-Mail 2: "David, This is (boss) I can't seem to print the edges. Could you go back and bring the font size down and more to the center, then take the background and bring it up a smidge, then add some color. That's it. Looks good besides that!"
FAST FORWARD A WEEK LATER-
E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up. NO TAKE BACKS!"
E-Mail 4: David, This is (boss) I need some things changed in the add but since you called "NO TAKE BACKS" I will just go with it. It's actually really good. Great job!
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To bust a cap in someones ass
If someone is dissing your crew, or getting you angry, you take it to the guns.
"man this niggas been pissing me lately, a think i'm gonna take it to the guns"
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Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.
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A public dating event where women can meet a variety of partners without any sexual pressure or coercion. Women who decide they would like to get some action are able to take their partner home.
Going to a take-out is like visiting a love buffet, except you get to take things home with you.
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