Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.

It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".

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Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.

JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

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take the rabbit

Get the hint!

I don't like you! Take the rabbit!

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take it to the guns

To bust a cap in someones ass

If someone is dissing your crew, or getting you angry, you take it to the guns.

"man this niggas been pissing me lately, a think i'm gonna take it to the guns"

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No Take Backs

When at work or school you spend hours upon hours on a project and present it with excitement, but then it gets shot down or asked to be tweaked to a ridiculous level. Next time you turn in the project you call NO TAKE BACKS!

- Then your boss realizes he/she can't send it back and accepts it.
- Then they realize their GIVE BACKS were dumb and learn that the first project was great and they were just being a douche.

Win. WIn.

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up."

E-Mail 2: "David, This is (boss) I can't seem to print the edges. Could you go back and bring the font size down and more to the center, then take the background and bring it up a smidge, then add some color. That's it. Looks good besides that!"

FAST FORWARD A WEEK LATER-

E-Mail 1: "Sir, here is the PDF of the ad I finished up. NO TAKE BACKS!"

E-Mail 4: David, This is (boss) I need some things changed in the add but since you called "NO TAKE BACKS" I will just go with it. It's actually really good. Great job!

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take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

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take-out

A public dating event where women can meet a variety of partners without any sexual pressure or coercion. Women who decide they would like to get some action are able to take their partner home.

Going to a take-out is like visiting a love buffet, except you get to take things home with you.

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