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When someone farts and it smells so bad you have to leave the room or your eyes start welling up.
Chase: "Dude WTF is that? I gotta leave the room."
Tommy: "Thats a little something we like to call Tommy Tear Gas!"
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A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.
friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"
Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
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When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.
Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.
dominate, take control of a situation.
I tore the roof off the sucka!
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When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.
*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*
Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"
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my name is uh uh (looks at a pea)
pee-
uh uh (see a tear of someone crying)
pee tear
uh uh (flying griffin comes by)
pea tear griffin that's right peter griffin... uh crap
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