nugget cake

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

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scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

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Icing on the cake

The finish on your chicks ass

Bro she even let me put the icing on the cake

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Pain Cake

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing

That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.

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purple cake

giving a women oral sex

I love eating purple cake

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Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

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state cake

a state cake is what niggas be makin in jail. it is a honeybun covered in mainly crushed up cookies,candybars, and other sweets. they taste good but are a waste of commisary items.

ay!, is dat nigga makin a state cake ova there cuz i sure am hungry. he betta brake bread

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