Meaning you'll be somebody ass on site !
Kae - " aye jit shut up before a crash you "
Kaley- " girl please ."
The act of falling into a person for the pure sake of groppimg or diddling them
A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.
Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
To dream crash, to wake someone up at 6:18 in the morning.
Used as a verb. Shortened to "DC".
Dave to Jon: "Stop fucking with me or i will DC (Dream crash) you tonight."
When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.
My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.
When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!