Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

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Hard-Hat

To tuck your erection in the waistline of your pants in order to protect yourself from the embarrassment of a public boner.

John: Why is Joey walking so weird?
Jimmy: Because he's definitely Hard-Hating it right now!

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hard h

Shooting heroin

Hey Khornzach lets go shoot hard h with Baird and Tracy

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Lee Harding

Yet *another* punk wannabe who looks like he's been attacked with a frickin' staple gun.
He produces crap songs (if you can call 'em that) with crap lyrics moaned along to stupid pop beats that do not even remotely resemble rock/punk/metal.

His claim to fame is his appearance on Australian Idol.

OMFG!!! Lee Harding is lyk sooo totally punk rawk!!!

Phhh.... whatever.

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so hard

New Jersey slang for doing something well. Similar to "the best."

Dude I just nailed that test so hard.

I just napped so hard.

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Party Hard

A way of describing the actions of an individual whom after the consumption of illicit substances promptly nests(i.e. Creates a warm and comfortable place), and falls asleep due to intoxication. They also tend to enjoy large quantities of food before napping caused by the effect known generally as "the munchies".

You(upon entering room): "Dude? Why have you guys made a pillow fort out of my sofa?"
Your friend: "We didn't make a fort man, that's party hards nest!"
You: "PARTY HARD!!!"

or

You: "Wheres dave?"
Friend: "Partying hard..."

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fried hard

French Fries fried until dark and stiff.

Let me have a Big Mac with Cheese, Large fries fried hard and a pop.

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