Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

stole your mom

ultimate disrespect,when a person hits your mom in the face with a closed fist

Chris: "Fuck you Evan,im gonna snitch on you."

Evan: "Shut da hell up Chris,dats why i stole your mom bitch!!"

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your mom's legs

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

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your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.

Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*

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youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018

Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*

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Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"

Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.

A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*

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