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What I've apparantley failed to mention, senor jb has failed to correct.
His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.
And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
You gotta learn revisionist history, and ease off the waccy baccy.
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Boys act like girls, girls act like boys, simple
OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANNA START DRAMA JUST CAUSE I STOLE YOUR BF
Oh hey guys lets fight and be friends in a few daya or hours
Thats act like a girl day
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a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).
Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"
"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."
2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"
"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"
"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."
"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
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Expression used when attempting to make stressed, depressed or whiny people snap back to reality and stop acting like drama queens.
"Dude... That chick I told you about wants me only as a "friend", she will never love me back... I'm heartbroken and I don't want to live..."
"Shut up the fucking whining and pull your act together! Get over it, you moron!"
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aka YCJA
a law which allows teens to do anything they feel like and makes it impossible to charge anyone under the age of 18 with the proper punishment because it my "ruin" their life.
its a pathetic joke of a law....
(the following teen cannot be legally named because they are under the age of 17 and protected under the youth criminal justice act): hey, i think i should go and run over a person whos over 80 going 130 in an 80 zone just because im 17.
ben: why not. you'll only be charged $500 for it....
*the actually sentence for a crime like this that happened in winnipeg was $500....*
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Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
I would love to be those kids...
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a song/rap made by city girls (written by: lil yachty). When a white hoe raps it they mess up all the words and when a black girl raps it they scream it at the top of they lungs and say every curse word clearly and correctly so the whole block can hear it. Appears to be played a lot at 'lit' nigga parties where cops end up shutting it down bc the black bitches get too loud.
Did you hear City Girls Act Up dummy hard and dummy crazy
Becky: did you hear that Molly? Molly: yass girl that's our motherfucken songg! Becky & Molly: Fake booty hoe give a fuck about a bitch!!
Tiara: girllll ik you heard that beat.. Diamond: ahhhh shitttt lets goo bitchhh, we crashing a party to day! Tiara & Diamond: REAL ASS BITCH GIVE A FUCK BOUT A NIGGA, BIG BIRKIN BAG HOLD 5, 6 FIGURES!!!
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