Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.
Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian
American: Go back to your country thats not a thing
maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck
usually have orange blondish hair
also has a high chance of living in nsw australia
on the east coast
in the shoalhaven reigon
and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
bro that kid at school is a max
yea hes soo fucking hot
australian max nsw
The act of spreading one’s buttocks and pressing their anus against another persons anus
Damn, I just watched Scott do a little Australian kissing last night. Kinda hot.
The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran
A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.
"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"