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A word used to describe the Police (UK) or a nob. both inevitably are the same thing.
Kris: what do you think he'd do if i got my old bill out and slapped it down on the table.
Kris: i got fackin chased by the old bill the other day, i only went and charlie sprinted into a police van.
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a lame ripoff of the singer and performer Billy Joel. Trying to cap on the success by having a near identical name. Yeah, keep telling yourself that it's just a coincedence. And that they play the same instruments. And same music.
he's also black OOOOOOOOOOOOH! bill jolly
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talk show host who has garnered popularity amongst the illiterate, uneducated and mostly southern folk by championing religion and professing a dislike for african-americans and hispanics.
Was accused of serious sexual offenses yet has somehow weasled out of public analyses by filibustering and accusations of unpatriotism. Has a penchant for sticking loofers up his unusually large anus and despite his conservative nature, has homosexual tendencies.
His pasttimes involve lynching, cross burnings, and anonomous authoring for KKK.com but mostly, he spends his evening harrasing his collegues on the phone. It was noted by several of his co-workers that dildo bill spoke with an unusally high pitched tone whilst on the phone but a lawsuit brought about by a subjugated coworker revealed that this phenomenon was a consequence of a vibrator stuck so far up his rectum that it tickled his voice box.
According to a leaked document from the Mayo clinic, dildo bill suffers from low self esteem - an affliction stemming from the possession of an unusually small penis, and the resultant impotency.
This has manifested itself in an extremely unpleasant, uncouth, aggresive personality and a propensity to hurl insults and saliva at anyone in the vicinity
Perhaps most telling of dildo bill's anomalies is the fact that he was once registered as republican.
dildo bill: you know why this country is going down?
hispanic guest: enlighten me
dildo bill: because of shit skinned assholes like yourself infiltrating our borders. When was the last time you took a bath
Guest: American really needs to reflect on her foreign policy...
dildo bill: Let me tell you something. Hippies like you need to be lined up against a wall and shot. Simple as that.
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A FOX News Commentator who is a loudmouthed boor. A Republican zealot who thinks Bush can do no wrong. An oversexed middle aged man who chases younger women, and has perverted fantasies about scoring with these young women.
See also: pervert
See also: propaganda
See also: George W. Bush
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CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.
Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.
The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.
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1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.
2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.
3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
Oh shit I gotta clean up that Bill O'Reilly before I go play basketball.
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A tv series that teachers put on when they can't find anything better to do.
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