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When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.
2. Seed of a cactus.
1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.
2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.
Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”