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A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.
2. Seed of a cactus.
1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.
2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
its a cactus that will not stop dancing
The dancing cactus is here