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first step-cousin-pibling

1. The child of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The child of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019


6.5-tuple-third-cousin

6.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My 6.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021


double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.

"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

by RockCat89 April 9, 2024


second great-great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's great-grandson.

My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


half-first cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-first cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


irregular-double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and three great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024