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An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger
This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???
Named for the ironic large mound of flowers found in the middle town.
Most homes range from $250,000 to above $25,000,000. Some of the most luxurious neighborhoods in Texas preside here; like Chateau Du Lac, Pointe Noble, Emerald Bay, Wichita Trail, Tour 18, Diamond Belle, and the Adam's Estates (just to name a few). It is said that parents' are under much pressure to "keep up with the Jones'" in this town.
The kids tend to be VERY spoiled and extremely snobby & bratty. Teens at the high schools drive nicer cars than teachers. Flower Mound HS is placed as one of the best high schools in the US, with intelligent kids and an excellent staff. Flower Mound HS is also know for its astonishing theatre program, world famous FMHS Marching Band, the Orchestra, choir, high quality sports program, and home to the highly acclaimed Flower Mound High School Rosettes Drill Team.
Flower Mound is also home to Marcus High School, also an excellent school that is known for it's exceptional athletic program. The academics at the school are also very recognizable. While not as prestigious as its rival Flower Mound HS, Marcus is still better than most in the area, even in Texas.
Each year, the FMHS and MHS football teams have the annual "Mound Showdown." Due to the popularity of this game, it is usually played at Cowboy's Stadium or at a nicer college stadium, like SMU.
Where do you live?
Flower Mound, Texas!
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when a girl loses her virginity
Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
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Thank you for the compliment
Him: Your hair looks lovely.
Her: Thank you for the flowers.
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sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis
I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome
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Vagina, according to widely known R&B artists.
Rapgenius: "Lotus flower bomb is named “padma” or “kamala,” which also mean vagina. She got that bomb…"
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To have intercourse with a local woman of an exotic region who currently is in a relationship.
Let's go down to the Bahamas and poach the banana flower.
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