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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot

- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(

by orixinkali May 22, 2024


Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot

- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(

by orixinkali May 22, 2024


GABE

A very physically uncoordinated land disorganised human being. Gabes often like to brag about subject matters which quite literally no one cares about. Despite a Gabes faults they are often very kind hearted, tall, dark in complexion and flirtatious.

Person 1: "what is he like then?"
Person 2: "ah, he's a right GABE, except he's handsome"
Person 3: "yes I know the type"

by Bleached Goat Penis May 29, 2019


Gabe

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He is effortlessly funny and can make anyone laugh. He makes anyone feel better about them selves. He is smart and all of his jokes are complex but so effortless. Every girl dreams about dating him or even just being around him! He is the type of guy that makes the person in the relationship with him like the most important person in the world. I’m u get a gabe in ur life never let him go

Girl1: do u know Gabe
Boy: no

Girl 2: OMFG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HIM HE IS SO HOT

boy: oh wait I know who u mean yeh of course Ik him

Girl 1: me and him are dating

Girl 2: I am so jealous

by User21795 May 27, 2019


Gabe

An adorable, red head. Best guy friend ever. Like a brother. I love Gabe❤️

Why do you hang out with him?

Shut up, he’s gabe!

by hesontome February 8, 2020


Gabe

Gabe is just Gabe, a sarcastic weirdo that can make you laugh your eyes out. However he is not as tough as he seems and needs his friends by his side!

Person 1: gabe’s a hoooot
Person 2: yes I love Gabe

by Jemimaa1 September 3, 2019


Gabe

Gabe is the gayest person on earth, he might deny it, but we all know it's true.

Even despite all of this, he has the FATTEST most JUCIEST ass you'll ever see; he likes playing call of duty and screaming all fucking day.

Person: Omg look at this daddy with a fat ass
Dawg: Yeah that's Gabe

by havenstoe123 December 24, 2022