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When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.
"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"
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An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks
Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard
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When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
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When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.
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Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.
Stephen is such a goat rapist.
HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!
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The unknown graffiti artist who terrorized Metro Atlanta for an indefinite period of time beginning in the mid 1990s. Known for compelling statements ranging from socio economic development to claims to the city's ownership. By far, one of the most cogent and succinct artists of modern times.
Goat Ravisher owns this city.
Goat Ravisher sez 'Hail Odin'
Goat Ravisher's tag has appeared on the Black Crows behind the music documentary and TRL on MTV.
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