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The opposite of an indie fag, A very very hot woman who is into music not alot of people have heard of
Damn nigga, Did you see that fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee indie bitch?
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Self-righteous, green tea drinking dumbasses who incessantly try to "out-deep" each other by seeing who can put more Elliot Smith quotes on their myspaces and trying to pass it off as being original. They typically can't distinguish the difference between owning a guitar (typically acoustic) and being able to play one. Anyone else's taste in music is inferior to theirs especially if it doesn't have a reference to working out their causeless angst through cigarettes, coffee, and wearing stupid shoes. They're like paper cuts, no one likes them, but as foul as they are, no one cares enough about them to acknowledge them as anything important longer than about 22 seconds.
Chef's Mom: Oh lawdy, it's a succubus comin' to get mah baby!
Chef's Dad: Calm down the damn succubus and the potatoes a damn minute nahw, woman! Christmas, it's an indie kid!
Chef's Mom: Oh hang on, I'll go see if I have tree fiddy!
Chef's Dad: Dammit, woman, that's why the monstah keeps comin' back, 'cuz you keep giving him tree fiddy nahw!
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Who is the indie boy?
Has a good looking face
A little skinny
Wears jeans and has colourful shirts
Shy around people who aren't indie
Unnatural hair colour such as yellow or pink
Always uses ":)" on Instagram posts and comments
Plays guitar or bass but can only play simple power chord songs
Loves The Smiths and The Stone Roses, but a little too much as he makes it part of his identity
Thinks Morrissey is a cunt
Lots of female friends
Lowkey insecure in himself
Loves a sesh
Strongbow Dark Fruits
Has like three bucket hats
Goes to gigs AT LEAST once a week
Claims he lowkey punk but only knows the Sex Pistols and Slaves
Part time photographer
Grew up in a lower middle class family on the outskirts of a city
Has a Lil Peep quote on his Instagram bio
Has a love hate relationship with weed as it makes him paranoid
Obsessed about going to the next Reading/Leeds Festival
Can't stop talking about Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction
Sam: You wanna go and see Bloc Party live?
Mike: Nah g, too many indie kids will be there. I can't stand indie boys.
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When ya girl sticks the handle of a whip in her asshole then uses her butt muscles to flick the whip onto your dick and jerk you off.
Friend:"Hey man I heard yo girl gave you an Indy J last night"
You: "I don't want to talk about it"
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usually a hindu that has decided to become different by becoming goth.
The Indi-goth was killed for wearing to much black.
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An individual. They enjoy unmanufactured (independent) music involving decent song writing and creativity.
Hes an indie kid.. what an idiot
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Nick: "why are all our friends such indy kids?"
Brian: "ask ira!"
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