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One bitchin' state where all these losers are hatin' because they're just jealous of the superiority. They can't handle east coast champions Nets or Stanely Cup winning Devils. So suck your penis or dildo you haters.
Dude: Yo man i was in Jersey
Fat Dude: No way man thats so fucking awesome!
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The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.
Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.
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The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"
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The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet
fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?
Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.
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A show that you expected to be cool but ends up being gay.
Man that Family Guy episode was a Jersey Snore
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when two Jersey Shore actors attempt to perform an Eiffel tower and inevitably have to chest bump midway through it
DJ Pauly D - Yo Situation, chest bump!
Situation - Sweet Jersey Tower man
Snooki - *muffled words* oh, you guys *muffled words*
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The best state in the nation. New Jersey is pretty much all urban, meaning everything is in walkin distance and theres always somethin to do. Its got a really nice hip-hop scene that is often overlooked cuz its in the shadows of NYC and Philly. Best weed in the nation, too.
When people say to me,"HA HA you're from shitty New Jersey!", I tell them "yea bitch, you couldn't make it there."
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