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KILL JOY

Peepz who kill the fun by wanting to do something else or calling it a day/night too early (like me).

"Ay I gotta go. I gottta see my friend so...just watch the rest of GLADIATOR without me, aightz?"

"You're such a KILL JOY!"

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Top kill

An oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.

Dude: "After eating three Double Downs last night, I plugged the shitter and needed a plunger."

Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."

by tchotchkebg May 26, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

62๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killed That Bitch

A phrase you would say after defeating someone in a competition, making them feel stupid via an exceptional comeback, etc.

Michael: Hey dude, I bet you my history report is longer than yours.

Taylor: I bet you my DICK is longer than yours. OOO, Killed That Bitch!!

by Alexander Mikhail November 7, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Everyone is kill

Everyone=Kill=ded

>go in bank
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat

by /b/ tard February 3, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


corpse kill

Killing an already dead man to make sure that he is in fact dead. For example, you might snap someone's spine, then just to make sure, you drop the person down an elevator shaft. A staple of Steven Seagal movies.

One of the many innovations of 80s Action is the corpse kill. ... In the case of Tommy Lee Jones, Seagal beats his man, slices him up with a knife, pushes his eyeball back into his brain (Jones is still alive at this point) then drives the knife into the top of Jones' skull, right up to the handle. The corpse then gets thrown headfirst through a monitor and electrocuted. You know those scenes where it looks like the bad guy is dead, but then he gets back up and musters one more cheap shot? You don't see any of those in Seagal flicks.

-Ruthlessreviews.com, on "Under Siege 2"

by kikanjuuneko September 4, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killing kittys

Meaning To Masturbate.

Ted: I like killing kittys!

Jen: Eww...

by HI I LIKE CHEESE April 30, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž