Mothered vagina

Well used

"Hey Billy, that excavator is one mothered vagina"

Mother Trucker

a sub for the f word

mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick

Mother Beast

The definition of terror when playing Pokemon Sun and Moon.

I was so ready to catch the legendary pokemon, until I saw Mother Beast. Then I started to regret my life choices that lead me to this moment.

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

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double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

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mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

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Mother Bitch

The most bitchy person in the room. The mother of all bitches.

I am mother bitch today.

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