pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

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pee clear

Healthy; you drink lots of water and are a clean person.

"Drink tell you pee clear kids!"

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Pee and Blow

The chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. Can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.

I experienced pee and blow the other day when I was crouching down by the roadside... my jeans got soaked. My mom had to put a towel on the car seat.

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pee up

something southern inner city kids say when they have to go to the bathroom

Ms. B, Imma pee up!! = Ms. B, I need to pee!

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Pee Porn

Pornography where people enjoy watching other people urinate smelly asparagus juices in and around each others mouths.

Ryan came all over while jerking off to pee porn. After he was done he peed on himself and continued to jack off.

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Pee Stew

When some jerk that uses the bathroom before you does not flush, thus leaving you with the options of cleaning up after him or just adding to the mess.
Once you have pissed on someone elses piss you have successfully created pee stew.

tom: Dude, the A-hole in front of me didn't flush.
Mark: Fuck it man, load up that porcelain can with some pee stew.
Tom: Good call, I love cooking...

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diaper-pee

pungent smelling urine, very yellow in colour that compares in odour to that of a soiled diaper.

The odour of diaper-pee lingerd every time he peed.

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