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1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing
Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.
Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.
Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable
There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%