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A theory devised by Matt Woods (MKW) To build stronger, smarter, and successful young men on and off the field.
Kebob: Wow you throw 82 at 14???
Dante Bell: Yes, i’m apart of the #40 Year Plan!
When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.
A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.
Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend
Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.
Had to give that bitch plan b money.
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When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.
Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.
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Insanely awesome math-metal/hardcore band. See kick ass
There's no other way to describe them.
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Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
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