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Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021


Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021


Digesting Plastics

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023


Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic

That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head

by Plastic head September 18, 2017


too plastic

When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake

Damn DAT gir is too plastic

by Whalecakes101 March 16, 2015


Pink plastic

A dildo what lesbians suck on

Those lesbian bitches suck on pink plastics

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021


Plastic Ravioli

A latex sheath to put over the penis covered in an oily substance.

Mario says: use a Plastic Ravioli before Intercourse

Luigi says: put a lasagna in her oven

by Ari_StarStuff August 18, 2023