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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010


I press record

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking

I press record

In Pinks Son Fingers!

by Ankido January 03, 2008


Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.

"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."

by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024


putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020


Press the button

start a course of action, particularly a nuclear conflict.

“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”

by Arminkshipper July 08, 2024


cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 14, 2008


volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.

Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!

by ElVerde76 December 05, 2018