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A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!
When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.
I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.
1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.
2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks
3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks
I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.
When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.
Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks
When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.
When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.