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A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.
Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king
A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*
Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*
Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand*
Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play
noun.
- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.
"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."
When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.
Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that
Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze