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The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.
Lone Wolf rules!!!!!
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A particularly hideous member of the opposite sex.
When a wolf is caught in a trap it will commonly chew it's own leg/s off in order to escape.
Now imagine awaking the morning after a big night, to discover that the previous night's conquest is a hideous monster, and one's arm is stuck beneath her/him. One could quite easily think that it would be better to chew one's arm off and run away rather than risk waking said monster.
Friend: "How was last night?"
Trapee: "Awful, woke up with a wolf trap"
Friend: "unlucky"
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'This move is reserved for skanks and low sluts only' It involves putting your thumb up a girls arse whilst in doggy style, then reaching around as she comes, and putting your shitty thumb into her mouth
'Kev just gave Stacy a gagging wolf!'
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(noun) A girl who looks like a wolf who repeatedly fails to put out, and handles the male member so rarely as to have lost all skill in treating it properly.
Jim: Yo, you heard Mike dumped that wolf bitch right?
Pete: Yeah, man. He said she never gave up the pussy and sucked dick like she was gnawing on a bone.
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a bunch of fucking loser freshmen from West Morris Mendham High School, who think that not only they own the school but also that their party's are the best, which usually involve downing a shot, and taking a hit of weed, while their parents are upstairs. they than spend the rest of the night saying how their, "so messed up!".
The Wolf Pack had a party and it sucked balls
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In a wolf pack, there's usually one girl. This girl is just like everyone else, and seen as the sister to most. She's off limits unless established by bros in the group. Excellent wingman to everyone, very attentive thinker.
"So should I date Tracy? We hit it off last night."
"Nah dude, she's a she wolf."
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Wolf Tickets-
Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"
- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)
Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.
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A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.
On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.
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