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Sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). When this happens you gotta check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. Failure to check a bitch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don't respect. All macks know that checkin a bitch is a crucial part of the game.
)How to check a bitch and how not to check a bitch)
Simp: Please honey stop the yelling I'm sure we can figure this out.
Mack: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
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The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
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A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.
Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.
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when you walk into someone hard when they walk near you
1# she body checked her mom because she pissed her off
2# stacys dad wanted to body check her boyfriend
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A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.
Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!
Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?
Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?
Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?
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The act of driving close to the sidewalk, when a pedestrian enters striking distance, the person in the passenger's seat throws the door open hitting the pedestrian.
Another variation is the "Pump Fake Door Check". It requires two passengers. The person in the front throws their door open just wide enough to make the pedestrian flinch, then they close their door. The passenger in the back seat then hits the pedestrian with his door even harder. Everyone in the car then screams, "That's two for flinching!"
Strong: "Dude! Door Check that mail man!"
*wham*
Turner: "....i think we killed that guy."
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to check thoroughly. puts even more emphasis as opposed to double check
Matt: Are you sure I had 5 hits on the year?
Me: Yeah bro i triple-checked the book
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