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When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.
I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.
The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
When a car full of gay dudes rolls up to you at a stop and an ass hangs out the window. Farts glittery cum at you and speeds off.
Cory was pulled over by a cop after Rainbow Dashing with his friends.
Something for when you're very, very drunk.
Doubli Dashe ! Have another beer!
In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.
A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.
The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.
In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.
The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
What you call somebody when they're being retarded
Gosh, why can't you stop being such a Ding Dash!!
When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more
Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing