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Dream stans

people who are obsessed with a man who runs from his friends and also goes after anyone dream has beef with.

Im no dream stan! Just because i have a dream skin doesn't mean im a stan! Just because i have made fanfics about dream x george doesn't mean im a stan like those other dream stans you no life!

by 11 year old February 17, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Living the Dream

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the pure boredom and bullshit associated with deployments. People who are screwed into being fobbits with combat arms MOS's are usually the first ones to throw this gem at some one who makes the mistake of either asking, "What's going on?" or "How are you doing?".

Random super happy guy walking into a center of operations: "Hey how are you doing?"

Bored fister: "Living the dream asshole. Thanks for rubbing it in."

by Jebus Chris August 1, 2009

175๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


bleed the dream

a really good band thats gonna get big, and once they do, you can say, "fuck those sellouts, their old stuffs better." because you know everyone says that. But they're good! check em out! their debut album comes out April 26th 2005. and R.I.P. Scott, of BTD. You will be missed.

Bleed the Dream is an amazing band, and Scott is up in heaven right now rockin out with some legends.

by george April 23, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


carpenters dream

flat as a board and never been screwed

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex dream

A dream about committing and/or viewing sex acts.

I had a sex dream that I was myself in my bedroom, naked and casually looking through my bookshelf. Suddenly I turn around and Lloyd Simcoe from Flashfoward (much too old for me) was there, horny and angry.

He held my wrists firmly and put a collar on me. I tried to escape, but he wouldn't fasten it until I stopped fighting him.

He sat on the edge of my bed, still holding on to me. I tried to rub my clitoris against the tip of his penis, but he slapped me. Then, he shoved my head down, leading me to kneel on the floor. I stared up nervously at his huge penis, knowing what I would have to do. I traced my tongue around the head, but soon he shoved it down my throat. I couldn't breathe. I sucked and hummed and eventually, he cummed. Then, I felt him slowly go limp, then hard again in my throat. He then tore himself out and, still giving me no way of escape, penetrated me on his hot penis.

He practically forced his way into me, then out, over and over, reverse cowgirl. It was unsatisfying for me, though he kept pushing me to continue until he cummed. He stayed impossibly hard inside me, and whenever I tried to get up he went into me so deeply that it was painful.

by GirlOne May 5, 2010

188๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.

I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

by desperryado October 4, 2005

1420๐Ÿ‘ 924๐Ÿ‘Ž