fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

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Phone Rape

When a person sends a picture to your cell phone of genitals without it being requested, usually without warning.

"So I was texting Mike last night when out of nowhere he phone rapes me."

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Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.

I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.

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cell phone

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

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Phone Sax

The act of playing the saxaphone to someone over the telephone...

Dude..thats was some really epic phone sax we just had..you are a musical god

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The Banana Phone

An irritating song by Raffi.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone...I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing, SING!

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phone sex

something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing

Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)

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