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Jello Poke Cake is a white cake baked normally but is then poked and liquid jello is poured over it. it is then frosted with a pudding cool hwhip combo. It is refridgerated and enjoyed by young and old.
hey Gertie you should bring a jello poke cake to the church picnic.
Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."
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1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"
1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
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A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.
Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"
Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"
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"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region
"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"
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a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.
candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post
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