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An ignorant redneck who thinks he is tough and all his opinions matter.
I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.
Carhartt brand clothes. Only worn by the wealthiest of rednecks.
Jed: I see you broke out the redneck gucci
Jim: Well fuck Jed, its damn near 20 below
When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole
That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.
Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.
Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.
When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.
Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time
A hickey but with more animal tendency.
My boyfriend gave me a redneck hickey last night.🥰
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Someone who likes their cousin
"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck
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