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To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.
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An increasing phenomenon in bars and cafes across the western world, where poor poets strut and fret about an open mic stage and spout doggerel about police brutality, their ex-girlfriends' mothers or the last time they got stoned. All in the same poem.
The point of a poetry slam is to shout your drivel louder than the previous contestant, while whooping your friends into a brain-dead ecstacy by throwing in staccato clusters of meaningless interior rhymes without discretion or respect to form reflecting thematic content. You must also recite your work breathlessly, hunched over your microphone and clutching your tofu-addled guts.
Invariably, poetry slams are populated by idiots and poems are full of sound and fury, signifying something only if you are part of the poetry slam clique.
"My girlfriend's mother, she's a bit of all right/Apart from her love for the fascist Right/I got stoned with her and I said, hey mother-babe/Wanna take a ride in my astrolabe/She fetched me a punch upside me chops/and said "Young man, I shall call the cops"/and they arrived and said hey you're that twat from the Poetry Slam and they hit me man and it was really heavy and like I had to eat non-organic baked beans in the cell with a papier mache fork taken from a page of the Daily Mail and had to wipe my backside with a copy of Young Conservatives' Conference Special 1987 - William Hague Edition. Wow, bummer."
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A straight up slut, used souley for smashing on.
Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.
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To have produced a significant amount of tangible work in a relatively short period of time. Typically associated with writing computer software, but can also be applied to writing reports, documents, manuals, songs, or grants.
Man, I'm on a roll. I just slammed out the rest of that beta code during my lunch hour!
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The act of fingering a female; term normally used when fingering at speed
'i love finger slamming' 'i was getting into this girl last night and got the finger slamming goin'
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When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".
Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"
Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".
Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)
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The slamming of a dick on one's face. They're face will be numb for about 3 minutes, Then you slap it across again for good luck.
Man! I dick slammed that bitch hard!
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