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A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!
Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.
Fat, ugly , stupid bitch, whore
“She’s such a sponges nb I hate her”
People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.
Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.