you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

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If you know, you know

Said by absolute wankers and utter cunts feeling smug and clever

A: says joke
B: scratches head
A: if you know, you know - and doesn't explain. There's a superior undertone, supposedly to manipulate the listener into giving AF. Said usually by completely banal people with nothing to show for their total and self-absorbed mediocrity

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fuckin with you

Someone who is interpersonally evasive with the truth

the old in and out of context is fuckin with you

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You Silly?

Used by Famous TikTok influencer @itsnoah.d assuming that someone is being silly, or a bit peculiar. Acting in a strange way.

“Hey Charli Damilfio I’ve been dumping your drink on myself for 100+ Days trying to get your attention, and you still haven’t noticed me!?!? You Silly?”

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you dragging it

youre taking it too far,,...its not that serious....youre making a big deal out of nothing

ok now your dragging it....its not that serious you dragging it....

skank you

A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".

Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."

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You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

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