The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.

Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"

sexy tired

When your tired but still looking sexy hot

Been out all night & looking good the next day "wow! She sexy tired"

Im fine, just a little tired.

Roughly translates to, "Push me off a roof and make it look like an accident."

"Hey are you ok?"
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)

Passing by to buy tires for my daughter

"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest

"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

Not yet i'm too tired

When your to tired to get out of bed

" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."

Kick the tires and light the fires

To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.

Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.

or

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.

Pump Your Tires

A sex move commonly used in the gay community where you stick a bike pump in someones ass or balls and proceed to inflate them.

I don't mean to pump your tires but....

OH YEAHHH I REALLY PUMPED HIS TIRES LAST NIGHT