The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.
As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”
“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
The modern term for "sugar momma".
The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!
I don't know them I just made this cause they looked sad that they didn't have a definition
Hey you know Noodles_.wife?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
armins wife is basically a person called kay and yeah they're armins wife 👹
armin from aot btw 😈
omg have you seen armins wife they're so hot
A woman that invokes an intense desire for marriage amongst even the most hardcore bachelors. She has likely turned down 20-25 proposals in her life
Jorja Smith is wife-beautiful
A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."