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The BEST highschool in Colorado! NOT full of fakes, thots, and douchebags. CT is the best place to go to highschool! Our Stadium is so good that other schools use it because there poor af.
They must be from Cherokee Trail Highschool
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debris line left at bottom of toilet after taking a crap
After flushing I noticed my terd left a snail trail.
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Hair highlighted such that it consists of an assortment of nutty shades from hazlenut brown to macaroon blonde.
Karen: I totally wanna get trail mix.
Ana: You mean the food?
Ledah: No, silly, she means the highlights. You know, trail mix HAIR. Right?
Karen: Duh.
Ana: Oh you j.a.p.!
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the act of running home along various back roads and alleys.
"i did some urban trail running on the way home last night, you should try it some time."
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Lick a man's ass and Balls,while Giving him a reach around and catching the sperm with your free hand.
One must lick the man's ass,taint,and balls while Jacking him off at the same time. Works best when the "Licker" is sitting and the man is standing. This provides the best results. MUST catch the sperm in order to be a True "Dirty Oregon Trail".
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To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).
To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
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Spending time with your mistress.
"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
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