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A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.
Not sure why I made this, but the Turbo Thrust™ is a great product!
The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film
Turbo Tom back at it again with the white vans
Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.
My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.
When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.
Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal
Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.
George - Elise how are you today my dear ?
Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!
George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.
Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!
George - Elise what’s up ?
Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!
George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!
The Crowd - loud round of applause!