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Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015


Twinkie

The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.

My girl said she wanted to be filled up in all three holes just like a Twinkie.

by Willie Filmacraken April 30, 2023


Twinkie

When you roll up a big girl's fat around your dick and ejaculate in it.

I was banging this big girl and gave her a twinkie cause I couldn't find her pussy.

by Daslayer03 September 27, 2022


Twinkie

a twinkie is a slang term for a twenty dollar bill in the United States.

a dollar is a buck, a five dollar bill is a fin, a ten dollar bill is a Ham, and a Twenty is a "Twinkie"

by Jupiter66 May 14, 2015


Twinkie

A white female that sleeps with a lot of men.

"Damn that hoe Ashley is a Twinkie."

by Layla_official February 24, 2017


Twinkie

The act of cumming in a twinks ass then sucking it out.

He made me turn him into a twinkie last night.

by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 26, 2021


twinkie

a cake

a twinkie is a cake

by Isub2everyytchanelisee:3 October 27, 2022