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Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
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When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.
"Hey Caleb, wanna tug uh war?"
"Yea, I bet you'll lose"
A way to express deep happiness or in general a positive reaction to something, mixed with surprise.
Some cooners use it when seeing a PAWG, but however, minecraft youtubers also say uh la la com çi com ça when meeting an underage feller, as they are happy they finally found an unsupervised 8 year old, meaning they can tap that without the parents finding out.
*5 yo at the park*
Minecraft youtuber: uh la la com çi com ça! Come here and let me tap that!
5 mins later
*brutal muffled sounds of clapping and screams come from a nearby unregistered van*
Term to introduce yourself instead of saying "my name is" or "im" to sound like borat
A DP-UH is an abbreviation of a gun from popular shooter-looter game Borderlands 2, it stands for Double Penetrating Unkempt Harold which is a play on words for a dirty harry. This term is used by popular Borderlands Youtuber Obeshoesgames.
Guy 1: What gun do you get from savage lee in Borderlands 2?
Guy 2: It's a DP-UH Bro.