When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP
LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.
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That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time
Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes
An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.
So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.
A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
The sexist uncle on earth
full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling
A Friend with benefits
My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best
A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be
Please dont let Uncle GP on our team, he is going to int feed and miss barrel combos all game!