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A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.
The fuck did he say? I canβt understand his urban gurgle
Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type βUrban dictionaryβ And The Clothes suck if you do buy there
Me: Okay Iβm gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!
Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.
Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.
It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.
An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
Basically it's reddit but with word definitions instead of posts
Friend: Yo Fam U use Reddit for your daily memes?
me: Nah bruh, i use ThE uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy
a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better
person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.
I canβt believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious