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cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021


Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024


How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022


Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed

Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?

by FortniteOpps420 July 24, 2023


Wednesday Syndrome

The urge to be completely normal and calm about something that weirds out most other people.

Named after the 2022 live action tv show “Wednesday” that inspired and uptake in this behavior.

“But have you ever held eye contact with someone as you eat a piece of paper?”
“Sounds like you have a case of Wednesday Syndrome.”

by Omnitronicus February 1, 2023


Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 11, 2023


Wednesday Friendsday

An excuse to get drunk with friends mid week

I really shouldn’t have a drink tonight but..Wednesday friendsday!!

by Bfab46 December 8, 2022