The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.
"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"
"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"
"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"
Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.
Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
Okay chill out munchkin.
Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”
The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?
Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow
Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
The urge to be completely normal and calm about something that weirds out most other people.
Named after the 2022 live action tv show “Wednesday” that inspired and uptake in this behavior.
“But have you ever held eye contact with someone as you eat a piece of paper?”
“Sounds like you have a case of Wednesday Syndrome.”
A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.
"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"
An excuse to get drunk with friends mid week
I really shouldn’t have a drink tonight but..Wednesday friendsday!!