Washing the dishes

When a woman masterbates

Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.

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Portuguese Wash

When you are smelling badly instead of having a shower, you just spray youself with deodrant.
The phrase is predomantly used in angola, as it ilustrates the hatred angolians fell towards the portuguese.

'Oh hi guys, mind if i take a quick portuguese wash?'
'Hes such as dirty bastard look at him take a portuguese wash'

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pressure wash

When someone, normally male, uses urine to clean "skid marks" off the inside of a toliet. This works especially well if done within the next 10-15 minutes. Works best as an unspoken agreement between roomates/partygoers.

"Hey man, I just took a wicked dump in your bathroom. Haha, left skidmarks all over the toilet."

"O great, next person to piss make sure to pressure wash that crap off."

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washed up

getting beat up or jumped

Yo john got washed up by joe

Yo im bout to wash this nigga up

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Tranny Wash

The act of giving or recieving a golden shower to/from a Transvestite.

I caught Fred giving a him she a Tranny wash by the garbage dump.

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mind-wash

to persuade somebody to change their mind.

First she was adamant on going to the zoo but I mind-washed her and she became ready to accompany me to the flicks.

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the reach and wash

while showering, the action of squatting down to ground level, soaping your "the dude" wash cloth and passing the towel through your legs and pulling back and forth to create a suddsing action to cleanse your anus.

What are you doing dude...what its the reach and wash man.

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