Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

Weathered

Tre Swift

Man that guy Tre is weathered.

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!